Step 1: Claim to have genetic proof that Bigfoot is real and is “… the result of males...

Step 1: Claim to have genetic proof that Bigfoot is real and is “… the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens”, submit genomic analysis to peer-reviewed journal. Step 1a: When Step 1 fails and that paper is rejected by actual journals, start your own journal in order to publish said results. Cite television series “Monster Quest” … obviously. Step 2:  … Step 3: Await phone call from Nobel Prize […]